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Jon Stewart went dwell internet hosting “The Each day Present” on Thursday, recapping the talk between President Biden and Donald Trump. Stewart wasn’t in one of the best of spirits.
Issues began out robust: “Each males are ambulatory. They’re each upright. Degree one cleared,” Stewart joked over a clip of the candidates taking the stage. However it wasn’t lengthy earlier than the host mentioned he wanted “to name an actual property agent in New Zealand.”
One rambling Biden reply — ending with the non sequitur “We lastly beat Medicare” — had Stewart staring into the digital camera in horror.
“OK, a high-pressure scenario. Plenty of occasions, you possibly can confuse saving Medicare with beating it. I’m certain it’s not one thing that repeated all through the talk, inflicting Democrats throughout the nation to both leap out of home windows or vomit silently into the closest recycling bin. Anyone can [expletive] up speaking.” — JON STEWART
“I’m not a political skilled, however whereas Biden was getting ready at Camp David — for per week — did anybody point out he would even be on digital camera?” — JON STEWART
“Lots of people have resting twenty fifth Modification face.” — JON STEWART
Stewart additionally known as out Trump for his many falsehoods.
“Simply so we’re all clear, all the things that Donald Trump mentioned in that clip is a lie,” he mentioned after one montage. “Blatant and full. And we had been tight on time placing this [expletive] collectively. There’s lots extra. Actually makes you surprise: What’s R.F.Okay. Jr. doing tonight?”
“Let me simply say after watching tonight’s debate, each of those males ought to be utilizing performance-enhancing medicine, as a lot of it as they will get, as many occasions a day as their our bodies will permit. If performance-enhancing medicine will enhance their lucidity, their capacity to resolve issues, and in one of many candidate’s instances, enhance their truthfulness, morality and malignant narcissism, then suppository away.” — JON STEWART
